Boycott Bill Murray!

3 Aug

Stephenson Billings, the investigative journalist, motivational children’s party entertainer and antique soda bottle collector over at Christwire suggests that Bill Murray is a corrupting threat to culture as we know it:

What this man symbolizes is far more ruinous than California’s buffet dinner of liberal socialist philosophies, homosexual lifestyles and pre-teen consumerism. No, what Bill Murray means to America is the acceptance and celebration of an ultimate apathy. He is a weak man, a murderer of lambs, a despicable hedonist who waves the white flag welcoming the end of American moral and economic primacy. He is a harbinger of our death as a culture, the death of that preëminent [sic] philosophy of faith married to capitalism that has saved the world countless times from repression and annihilation. Bill Murray is a fatal disease and the sad news we bring you today is that your children have been infected.

Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays. Or is just really good at satire. Read more here.

[via BuzzFeed]


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